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How to solve Softporn Adventure :
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* HERE'S JUST THE COMMANDS, I DID NOT WANT TO MAKE A STORY OUT OF THIS....... *
  N, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, E, BUY RUBBER (HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,ECT.)W, HAIL TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH BUTTON BELLY BUTTON, E, U, WEAR RUBBER,FUCK HOOKER, GET CANDY, DROP RUBBER, N, D, LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK CORE, GET SEEDS, W, S, W,GET FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET RING, S, E, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E,E,U,W LOOK ASHTRAY, GET PASSCARD, E, D, W, W, HAIL TAXI,DISCO,N,SHOW PASSCARD,W, BUY WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE RING, GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY,E,S,GIVE WINE, GET KNIFE,E, DROP WINE, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, N,MARRY GIRL,S,HAIL TAXI,DISCO,N,SHOW PASSCARD, W, S, DIAL 555-0987, N, E, S, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, W, S,  FUCK GIRL, USE KNIFE, DROP PASSCARD, DROP KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER BUSHES,GET STOOL, GET HAMMER, DROP SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM, (!NOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE WITHIN THE BAR, IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND THE BARTENDER THEN MOVE AROUND UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!) BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE WHISKEY,GET UNIT,E,PUSH BUTTON, BELLY BUTTON, E, TV ON, 6, DROP UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W,BREAK WINDOW,S, GET PILLS, N, E, DROP ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, GIVE PILLS,  DROP PILLS, DROP HAMMER, PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP  STOOL, CLIMB STOOL, LOOK CABINET, GET PITCHER, WATER ON, FILL PITCHER, W, PUSH BUTTON, D, ENTER BUSHES, WATER SEEDS, GET APPLE, EAT MUSHROOM, 
                 <! GET TO BARTENDER AS BEFORE.!>                      
N, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, PUSH BUTTON, U,N,D, GIVE APPLE,SCREW GIRL(OR EVE)............. NOW YOU'VE WON SOFTPORN ADVENTURE